happy birthday, mom!

Hey guess what?  Well im assuming u guessed it because the title gave it away... XD... Well what u were supposed to guess was that its my mom's birthday.  I'm not telling u her age, but i can tell u that she LOVES peanut m&ms.  I don't even know why.  In my opinion, m&ms are bad quality chocolate, and anything with nuts and chocolate i just don't like.  Except for walnuts in my fudge.  Gotta have the walnuts.  But idk, i guess they have like some sentimental value to her or something... at least thats the case with her obsession with rootbeer floats... She is completely going crazy that an a&w is gonna open up near our house soon!  Too bad its paired with a longjohnsilvers.  O well i guess we won't eat from there, we'll just drink our root beer floats...

K, i think im done rambling now.  Anyway all she really wanted for her birthday were a couple of lounge chairs for out by the pool.  (o yeah we have a pool in our back yard.)  So the easiest place to get these particular lounge chairs is sams club, so we went there yesterday to get the chairs.  Sams club was PACKED.  So we decided to come back today early in the morning and be one of the first people there to get those stinking lounge chairs.  We asked a guy who worked there when they opened and he said seven in the morning.  So sure enough we woke up at about six thirty--which is really early for me considering that ive been sleeping till noon as of late--and we checked the website just in case the dude got it wrong.  Sure enough he did, and it opened at ten.  I woke up at the normal person's equivalent of three in the morning to go there and it opened at ten.  So i went back to sleep and woke up again at nine thirty to go get the chairs.  We got there and there was a line at the front door.  A line to get into sam's club.  I'm not even kidding.  So we were about the thirtieth party of people in there, which isn't so bad because the store is so flippin big, so we went and we got the lounge chairs. 

We brought the chairs home along with doughnuts and coffee.  My brother ate two of the bear claws and we only had four, one for each person.  So my dad went without a bear claw.  Poor dad.  So we gave my mom the birthday cards out by the pool while she was sitting on one of her brand new lounge chairs.  Mine played the limbo rock and said that i wud bend over backwards to make sure her party rocked.  Haha, get it?  Anyway my brothers card said happy birthday can i help u eat the cake and had two little weird hamster things that sang an odd version of the birthday song.  My dads card said happy birthday and that she didn't have to stay in bed all day unless she wanted to and it showed a picture of a bear in bed with hearts in his eyes... a pretty G-rated way to say that i guess...

Anyway her birthday's going great, shes been happy all day as far as i can tell.  She keeps finding little mini bags of peanut m&ms that i stashed in places for her to find.  She smiles every time she finds one, which i didn't expect.  I'm glad the m&m plan worked well...  Later we're going to Captain Billie's crab house cuz shes been craving crap legs.  I'm gonna tell the waiter to completely embarrass her and get a bunch of people to sing the birthday song to her in the middle of the restaurant.

Um, i think thats it...  HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!!

*hugs*

~MC signing out